I know i haven't posted anything in a few weeks, mainly because i've been so pissed at the election results (#NOTMYPRESIDENT #FUCKYOUTRUMP). Anyways, i'm finally back, and i will be posting once a week again as well.
Also, i am not going to say "happy thanksgiving"
because what do you have to be thankful for when you're crammed together next to 30 family members who you secretly fucking want to kill, at a tiny 4x6 ft table meant for only 6 people, with a giant fat ass turkeys carcass smothered in 20lbs of gravy (the turkeys guts mixed with water and more shit) and stuffed with 30 lbs of dried bread, and listening to those 30 fat asses chow down all this shit and talking with their mouths full. And in the end, all you got was a gross meal, drooled on by your fat ass uncle who was sitting next to you, and an extra 3 inches around your waist.
So no, im not going to wish you a "happy" thanksgiving.
Anyways, onto the list...
Last thing, i am not insulting those who are on here, i am just saying that your name is fucked up, and that could be said as a compliment, or as an insult, i'll let you decide on that...
Also, i am not going to say "happy thanksgiving"
because what do you have to be thankful for when you're crammed together next to 30 family members who you secretly fucking want to kill, at a tiny 4x6 ft table meant for only 6 people, with a giant fat ass turkeys carcass smothered in 20lbs of gravy (the turkeys guts mixed with water and more shit) and stuffed with 30 lbs of dried bread, and listening to those 30 fat asses chow down all this shit and talking with their mouths full. And in the end, all you got was a gross meal, drooled on by your fat ass uncle who was sitting next to you, and an extra 3 inches around your waist.
So no, im not going to wish you a "happy" thanksgiving.
Anyways, onto the list...
Last thing, i am not insulting those who are on here, i am just saying that your name is fucked up, and that could be said as a compliment, or as an insult, i'll let you decide on that...
5. IMSOSEXY
No, you're not sexy. But i feel that's the joke in this username...
4. Crusty Nips
This one is more disturbing than it is funny, but hey, its fucked up, which means its qualified!
3. Pu$$y eater
Yet again, more disturbing than funny, but it still works!
2. ant_erection
Just the thought of an ant having an erection is hilarious.
1. Sexy cheese
This one is just too fucked up and hilarious for words. When i hear the words "sexy cheese" , this is what i think of:
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