Pamphlet for "new to the pet shop" pookies

Print this out, double sided or just fucking read it on here. But if you want to hold it like a real pamphlet, here are the instructions:

1) print out double sided, make sure its not upsode down (when you hold one side right side up, if you flip it by the left or right you'll still be able to read it)

2) if your printer does that annoying extra inch around the edge thing, cut that off.

3) fold the white page (P 1 is printed on the top left corner of it) to the right, ONLY the white page.

4) Take the blue page (P 4)and fold it to the left, so that your left with a pamphlet sized sheet.

5) NOW FUCKING OPEN IT AND READ IT


But if you actually care about the environment you would just fucking read it on here.
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