Why i haven't been on .me

I'm sure you're all wondering where tf I've been. (lol none of you are wondering that. You're probably like "where tf am I???" or "Wtf am I doing here??"

But for those of you who actually are wondering where tf I've been, i found a new cpps, penguin oasis

I've been playing Penguin oasis for the past month and holy shit its so much better than any other cpps I've been on. And here's why;

BTW THIS IS #NOTSPONSORED 

It's popular/It's alive

For the last few weeks I played .me I couldn't be online for anything more than 5 minutes without hearing someone say  "Cpps.me is dead". And since I really had no other cpps to compare it with (or at least good ones) I didn't believe them.

But then when I heard about oasis, (which btw I heard about by over hearing (reading) someone on .me say to meet them on oasis, so I checked it out) right when I got on I was like  "Holy shit now I know what they mean by .me is dead"

there were about 150 penguins on the server, while .me had less than 1/3 of that (50 for all you retards who don't know math)

super customizable - igloos

with .me what you could do in your igloo (design wise) was pretty limited, or at least compared to oasis. on oasis I can put any youtube videos soundtrack in my igloo, you can place floor items on the walls, you can change the size of items, you can move furniture by a little by using the x-y things for the item which helps make things even. You can also change the hue of furniture items (which changes the color to almost any color you want). And you can even change the brightness of the igloo. 

All of those things allow me to actually be creative with my igloos which is why I have so many more igloos on oasis than I did on .me

oh yeah, you can also save your igloos like the old regular club penguin, but it's way better because you can save more than 3! I'm not sure there's a limit since I've only saved about 8 on one account. but still thats more than the 1 igloo on .me

Super customizable - clothes

On oasis you can change the hue of your clothes too, which again .me can't do. And changing the hue of my clothes allows me to make the costumes for sexbot look more realistic to whatever im trying to be. And you can still wear clothes on top of one another like all other cpps's (by saying !up a (id) ).

Loading speed

Jesus fuck does .me take forever to load. And thats for the one out of five times it WOULDNT lose connection while logging me in. Then there's the lag... Almost any item in the igloos that moved (like the clock for example) would make it so laggy that it'd add a minute to the load time or worse, make you lose connection completely. While oasis id say the whole process of signing in, selecting a server, and going to my igloo is about, oh 5-10 seconds.

FREE NG, BC, SPEED AND WALK ON WALLS!

Since I have so many accounts, it sucked not having ng, bc, speed and wow on any of my accounts except for my main one (mahoraner). On oasis it's all free. So all my accounts can have it all. There's also no ads on the site which is probably another reason it loads so fast. but no ads, no buying shit shows they aren't doing this for money, but for fun.

Jesus fuck I could keep going but I'm going off to my sexbot account to fuck some people with my virtual metal gen's

but here are a few more things (without detail) of why oasis is so much fucking better than any other cpps

they're the only private server that has...

an emoji creator

hide and seek

very few mods and very loose rules

snowball game

Just another... Asshole claiming to have recorded our sex

****just saying ppl, im back for real this time, and i actually have a few stories to post about. so stay tuned****

So i was walking around town, a "bisexual" girl (itshart123) was saying she was horny and was giving away free sex, so of course i accepted (DUH!).
So we went to her igloo, then we went to mine since someone was at theirs. We got to my igloo, things started to get sexy. but then after two minutes she said (who knows though, it was probably a guy behind the screen) she was recording and said "hi youtube" and shit like that.


Then i asked her what her channel was, she didn't tell me. Which almost always means they were bluffing.

and really, if she does have a you tube channel and posts it, i really wouldn't care. After all, a lot of the times im doing shit like that in the town, WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE YOU.

also, if she thinks its gonna embarrass me, then wow shes wrong.
why? Because no one online knows who the fuck i am irl.

i could be your mom
i could be your sister
i could be your friend
i could be your girl friend
i could be a celebrity
i could fucking be a mcdonalds worker for all you know
you'll never know

and you cant embarrass me online either, since i pretty much do all that same shit in front of people online.



i will be uploading pictures later btw, since i got it on film too. (:

Im making another movie!

For those who don't know, I make movies and shorts with cpps for youtube (well, more like 1 movie and 2 shorts)
Anyways, Unlike my first movie, which was completely unplanned. This one is gonna be much better, I'm gonna have more than 2 (pathetic) characters, I'm currently writing the script, and it won't be full of mistakes like my last one (the bomb) was.

I should be done by the end of February. Although it could be earlier, My schedule is constantly getting fucked with, so we'll see.
but the latest I would post it is the end of march. so subscribe to my channel (ms.cpps) to find out. I also may make a trailer for it, We'll see.
And if I don't post it by the end of march the only reason would be because of trump, whether that be he makes the world explode, kills all the Hillary supporters, or something like that.

also, I still will post on here, like I said yesterday, ATLEAST every 2 weeks, but I will try to every week if not more.

bye.

Im back

I'm back, as if any of you really care, lol.
I'm back to posting ATLEAST (although probably more than) once every two weeks. Although i will try to post every week.
And recently I've been trying to get ads on here so I have an incentive to post more often. So I won't just be blogging just to do it.

Also my grammar is better  so you guys will (finally) fucking stop emailing me about it (you know who you are)

So yeah, I'm back. "yay" (said by no one reading this shit)

My next post will be in the next 72 hours.

top 5 most fucked up cpps names

I know i haven't posted anything in a few weeks, mainly because i've been so pissed at the election results (#NOTMYPRESIDENT #FUCKYOUTRUMP). Anyways, i'm finally back, and i will be posting once a week again as well.

Also, i am not going to say "happy thanksgiving"
because what do you have to be thankful for when you're crammed together next to 30 family members who you secretly fucking want to kill, at a tiny 4x6 ft table meant for only 6 people, with a giant fat ass turkeys carcass smothered in 20lbs of gravy (the turkeys guts mixed with water and more shit) and stuffed with 30 lbs of dried bread, and listening to those 30 fat asses chow down all this shit and talking with their mouths full. And in the end, all you got was a gross meal, drooled on by your fat ass uncle who was sitting next to you, and an extra 3 inches around your waist.
So no, im not going to wish you a "happy" thanksgiving.

Anyways, onto the list...


Last thing, i am not insulting those who are on here, i am just saying that your name is fucked up, and that could be said as a compliment, or as an insult, i'll let you decide on that...

5. IMSOSEXY

No, you're not sexy. But i feel that's the joke in this username...

4. Crusty Nips

This one is more disturbing than it is funny, but hey, its fucked up, which means its qualified!

3. Pu$$y eater

Yet again, more disturbing than funny, but it still works!

2. ant_erection

Just the thought of an ant having an erection is hilarious.

1. Sexy cheese

This one is just too fucked up and hilarious for words. When i hear the words "sexy cheese" , this is what i think of:

FUCK YOU TRUMP

GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU TINY DICK, NO GOOD, MOTHER FUCKING, RACIST, SEXUAL ASSAULTING, HOMOPHOBIC, ORANGE FAT ASS.
#NOTMYPRESIDENT #JACKASS #FUCKYOUTRUMP

WHERE TF ARE YOU CPPS?

Its a fucking sunday afternoon, where tf is cpps? Let me explain whats going on...

I wake up, eat my breakfast (a jar of cookie dough), animated a ring (see picture at the way end if you want proof), then made my lunch. After making my lunch i sit down to eat it, then click on my cpps.me shortcut since im too fucking lazy to type it. But when the page loaded, this came up:

then i though "fuuuuuuccckkkkk noooooooo" but then i though "eh ill just go to portal penguin"

so i go to www.portalpenguin.com...

WHAT THE FUCK?????

So at this point i was really starting to get pissed. 

So then i went to cpps.io....

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERY ONE?

ITS FUCKING SUNDAY AFTERNOON, THIS IS THE FUCKING BUSIEST TIME ON CPPS?

WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE ON??? 

So since i couldn't play cpps, i just wet back to blender and animated another ring...