WHERE TF ARE YOU CPPS?

Its a fucking sunday afternoon, where tf is cpps? Let me explain whats going on...

I wake up, eat my breakfast (a jar of cookie dough), animated a ring (see picture at the way end if you want proof), then made my lunch. After making my lunch i sit down to eat it, then click on my cpps.me shortcut since im too fucking lazy to type it. But when the page loaded, this came up:

then i though "fuuuuuuccckkkkk noooooooo" but then i though "eh ill just go to portal penguin"

so i go to www.portalpenguin.com...

WHAT THE FUCK?????

So at this point i was really starting to get pissed. 

So then i went to cpps.io....

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERY ONE?

ITS FUCKING SUNDAY AFTERNOON, THIS IS THE FUCKING BUSIEST TIME ON CPPS?

WHY THE FUCK IS NO ONE ON??? 

So since i couldn't play cpps, i just wet back to blender and animated another ring...

Just another jackass/bully on cpps/ just another.. pt 4

   I was just walking around cpps, dressed as a walrus, handing out virtual dildos, having a good time being good,Until i came across this bitch.
   But as i was walking over to her, she said she was going to her igloo. So i added her and she accepted it.
   So i went to her igloo, then she said "who tf r u" (i didn't get a screen shot of this half of the conversation, but i did get one of the other half). Then i told her to check her friends list, then she kept saying "your not there" "get tf out" etc, being all delusional and shit.

How does she think i fucking got there then? I cant magically unlock the igloos (although that would be awesome, i could stalk anyone i wanted)

Anyways, i stayed there, then her fat-ass, ugly BF came over and broke up with her (im not surprised) then she starts picking on me.

So i told her i called a mod,then she said "LOL, U DUM FUK" "MY IGLOO LOCKED" (ps, checkout that horrible grammar. well, not as bad as cute_hearts from august).
She clearly doesn't understand that mods can go anywhere they want, including locked igloos (once, before i created this blog, there was a jackass at my friends igloo, and my friend had signed off (so it was automatically locked) and i called a mod and they came, so yeah, they dont gaf about locked igloos)

Then this is where she starts to bully me. Im just gonna leave the conversation below so you can see for yourself

Then she left for about 4 min, and duh, of course i stayed there, the way i work is that i dont listen to bitches, if you want me to do something, ask me nicely, and i'll be more likely to consider doing it.

And if you thought that was the end, well it isn't. Later she came back with her x-bf, who is now her bf again, and said this to me:

So yeah, Avoid Hotforu1 (who really isn't hot, at all) as much as you can. And report her if you could, as well.

(updated) list of people to avoid:

Virtually

cute heart4

The cringe

thesoldier

*Hotforu1

Sorry i haven't posted anything in over a week...

(if you saw SNL this weekend, you know what im talking about)

Sorry, been busy obsessing over this hilarious election (those over 18: VOTE HILLARY OR I HATE YOU) lol, all i have been watching the past 5 weeks is CNN and SNL. Kinda forgot about it, but then  remembered

i'll probably be posting something within the next few days, but for now...

Champagne anyone?

Picture of the week (well, more like picture of the month)

made this on my brand new (well, refurbished, wgaf) PC, also took me 3 hours, but i think it was well worth it...

And here's the original picture if your curious what i made this from...